Baboons: The Monkeys With the Scarlet Booties

But all this exaggerated swelling doesn't necessarily have any realfunction or benefitfor baboon baby-making. The baboons with the reddest rumps didn't attract the most mates, or have the most sex, according to a2105 study published in the journal Animal Behaviour. The female baboons with the most swelling didn't seem to have better odds of their offspring surviving past infancy, either.

The male baboons, it seems, were more interested in how long it had been since the females had their last infant than how red their rumps were. Females that had older infants and weren't nursing, regardless of swelling, were the ones more likely to mate.

所以ag)ain, what's the deal with the red bums? It appears it's simply a function ofovulation. For 10 to 20 days each month, this hind area swells up, and reaches its peak when the female is most fertile. Then it returns back to normal.

We can (unfortunately?) see this swelling so well because both male and female baboons' butts are furless. They even getcallouseson their bums from sitting on them all the time, similar to the callouses dogs develop on their elbows from lying down.

Now that we have all the baboon butt talk out of the way, let's answer some other questions about baboons, because they are cool regardless of their ugly rear ends.

Baboons (Papio) are primates and they're one of the 23 types ofOld World monkeys, so they do not haveprehensile tails. That means, unlike their New Worldmonkeycousins in South America, they can't use their tails to swing from trees.

They're also theworld's largest monkeys. So with their size — and the fact that they don't have a tail that can help them out much — baboons tend to spend most of their time on the ground, using both their feet and hands to walk, rather than in trees.

Most scientists agree that there are five species of baboon.Interbreeding is common, so there are hybrids, which makes strict classification tricky.

The five generally accepted species of baboon are:

Baboons are indigenous to sub-Saharan Africa and are found widely throughout the southern half of the continent.狒狒狒狒are the northernmost species. They live in the cliffs along the Red Sea.

Most baboons live20 to 30 yearsin the wild. They give birth to one baby at a time, though sometimes they have twins. Then they take at least a year off to raise that baby, which is known as an "infant." (Sorry to say baby baboons don't get a cuter name than that.) Baboons are mature at about 6 or 8 years old.

All species live in big groups called "troops." These troops can be as small as a half dozen animals or as large as 300 or more. Now you can see how a troop can do some real damage to a farmer's crop.

Baboons are clever in their pursuit of food, and that can make them dangerous. That's because they've figured out how to get human food — the tastiest, easiest food of all.

Baboons have adapted to live alongside humans, which means they eat farmers' crops, making them a pest. They've also been known toopen car doorsand go right into people's homes in an effort to find food. They're kind of like thegrizzly bearsor raccoons of Africa.

And they're omnivores, meaning they eat both veggies and meat. Their regular diet includes fruit, roots, grubs, and insects, grasses, bark, rodents, and birds. And, it seems, whatever tasty bits humans leave in the back seats of their cars.

Baboons are pretty strong, but they don't really Hulk out and rip their shirts off. Instead they have powerful jaws with sharp and rather frightening-looking upper and lower canine teeth. And they're very protective of their food and their troop.

Males in particular use brute strength to dominate rivals and maintain a position of leadership or status in the troop. If a human has food they want, or dares to try to take food from them, they can turn that strength and those sharp teeth on people. (They've even been known toattack leopardsthat got too close.)

Though they are the largest monkeys, baboons aren't big compared to humans. They're about20 to 34 inches(50 to 86 centimeters) tall (plus a tail), and weigh 30 to 85 pounds (13 to 38 kilograms) on average. They usually don't want to attack; they're more likely to try to warn humans away. But if that doesn't work, they will charge and bite. You can trust that those massive teeth will break the skin — and maybe a bone.

And there is good news to report about the status of baboons. It's hard to know how many baboons are in the wild becausethere are so dang many of them. Only the Guinea baboon is classified as "near threatened." It's lost nearly one quarter of its homeland over the past three decades due to hunting and farming. All other species of baboon are classified as "least concern." We'll take those classifications when it comes to primates, any day of the week.